ABOUT

hi! i'm the girl named blake.

A small town Louisiana girl who's made a living out of saying what everyone was thinking.

What you see today - the podcast, the book, the Instagram, the courses - I want you to know it didn't just appear out of thin air. Between obedience and hard work, the last three years have been the wildest ride I could have imagined. At the end of the day, my hope is to help you walk in your gifts and bravery the way others have helped me. That's the goal. That's why I'll keep showing up until God tells me not to.

Because this isn't the life I would've chosen, but it's the life I absolutely love.

If it had been up to me, I'd live in completely anonymity on a farm somewhere in the middle of nowhere. The funny thing is, there was a time when what I have now is what I really wanted - to an unhealthy degree. I tell the story in my book of God breaking those strongholds and releasing me into a life of freedom and simplicity, only to have this career thrust upon me a few years later. Doesn't that sound just like Him?

So if you find yourself somewhere you didn't think you'd be, just know He's as good there as He is anywhere else. Let my life be a beacon that proves He can do more than we can think or imagine. And now I get to help you believe that.

FINDING INSPIRATION FROM 

Slow mornings, time in the mountains, good skincare, Spotify playlists, local coffee shops, and weird, old movies.

the founder

BLAKE

Too conservative for progressives, too progressive for conservatives, ADHDAF, American history aficionado.

The best parts of my life unfold offline, behind the scenes, with the people who mean the most to me. But I simultaneously enjoy showing up on Instagram and my podcast, engaging in important (and sometimes uncomfortable) conversations that set people free, and prioritizing facts over feelings.

LOVES: seinfeld, lsu football, snuggles with my girls, slow mornings, laughing so hard you cry

i wear lots of hats, but my favorites are:

01

wife

I love all the things I get to do online, but the stuff behind the scenes is what matters most to me - at the top: being married to this hunk since 2012

02

mama

More specifically: girl mom. My hardest but most sanctifying job is raising two world changers.

03

ceo

After retiring my husband from his corporate job in 2022, I figured it was time to start embracing my new title: chief operating officer & head honcho.

04

coach

Everyday I get to help women fully step into the gifts God gave them, make a difference in the world, & financially benefit their family in the process. Never gets old.

05

B

I'm also just...B (mostly to those closest to me), enneagram 8, the one you can count on to let an inappropriate joke fly.

co-founder

Jeremy

AKA baby daddy, hot husband, and the guy who handles all the important stuff, Jeremy joined the Crappy Christian team full time in 2022 after a 20+ year career in the automotive industry.

He's really the reason CCC exists, without his support and encouragement, none of this would have happened.

chief of staff

kyleigh

In charge of everything from customer support to creating the pretty graphics you see every where, Kyleigh also runs the Crappy Christian Instagram and newsletters, helping B reach as many of you as possible.

(She's also her best friend.)

podcast manager

DAVID

David is in manages everything Confessions of a Crappy Christian - from production and editing to managing ad spots and more. An Alabama native, we don't hold it against him that he's a Crimson Wave fan (too much) and always appreciate the occasional honey shipment from his beekeeping operation.

a couple of things

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW

01

total potterhead

02

actually an introvert who prefers to stay home

03

happiest in the Smoky Mountains

04

i splurge on perfume, skincare, and haircare. i drink cheap coffee.

see all my favs

In 2018 I gave myself a 30th birthday gift. Something I'd wanted for a long time but had never known where to start. On my 30th trip around the sun, I launched a podcast - Confessions of a Crappy Christian. At the time I had less than 1,000 Instagram followers & no one knew who I was. I can tell you this - I had no idea what was going to happen.

The Year It All Started

2018

TODAY

FINALLY MAKING $$

I FOUND MY FOOTING

THE EARLY YEARS

THE BEGINNING

Turns out starting an Internet business isn't exactly...easy. And it can be difficult to make money if you don't really know what you're doing. So a year into Crappy Christian, I got a traditional office job at a local church to help shoulder some of the financial burden. What felt like a failure ended up being the best thing I could've done, as that year behind a desk took the pressure off enough to figure out how to move forward.

The Year of the
Office Job

2019

WHERE I AM NOW

FINALLY MAKING $$

I FOUND MY FOOTING

THE EARLY YEARS

THE BEGINNING

The year the world shut down was actually the year it opened up for me. In 2020 I started speaking up about political issues, saying what everyone was thinking, and watched as my platform and business grew at astronomical rates. My podcast started charting, my Instagram doubling in followers, I signed a book deal and quit my office job to do this thing full time.

The Viral Year

2020

WHERE I AM NOW

FINALLY MAKING $$

I FOUND MY FOOTING

THE EARLY YEARS

THE BEGINNING

While we were growing super fast, things were hard behind the scenes this year. I lost a lot of friends who either couldn't or wouldn't be happy for my success. Turns out going viral also welcomes trolls and haters. I started actually making money that contributed to my family this year, but it came with so much pain and heaviness. God used this year to teach me so much and ensure that I was ready to take this mountain with Him.

The Year of Growing Pains

2021

WHERE I AM NOW

FINALLY MAKING $$

I FOUND MY FOOTING

THE EARLY YEARS

THE BEGINNING

Five months into 2022, Jeremy left the corporate job he'd been at for 20+ years to join the Crappy Christian team full time. We added team members, my book comes out this year, and while there are definitely still difficult things about this business, God has brought us so much further than we thought possible.

Now.

2022

WHERE I AM NOW

FINALLY MAKING $$

I FOUND MY FOOTING

THE EARLY YEARS

THE BEGINNING

a look back:

All about

Slow mornings, time in the mountains, good skincare, Spotify, local cafess and really great hats.

NOT ABOUT

Hustle culture, fake people, bad friends, long emails, bullsh*t, comparison, band-aid fixes, boring anything.

agree? we're probably a great fit.

let's work together

i want to see you be brave

Everything I do is touched by this one desire - to see women step into who they are in Christ, boldly proclaiming His goodness where ever they go. Regardless if you spend your days wiping butts or the CEO of a company, your message and gifts matter and deserve to be nurtured. And I'm here to do just that.

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